Developing Doomed Characters: We spend about 20-30 minutes with the main cast before one of them gets attacked and another 5 after that before actually seeing a shark.Death of a Thousand Cuts: Beth, is slowly torn apart by the Cookie Cutter Sharks.Cut Lex Luthor a Check: How much money and resources did it take to catch, transport and maintain multiple large, dangerous, exotic animals of various geographic locations? Much less the cameras and computers they were using.Dennis and Red force Beth to strip to her underwear and throw her into a net filled with Cookie Cutter Sharks that nibble her to death while she screams in agony.When he goes into the water (where a tiger shark is swimming) to put out the fire, he is trapped inside the pool by Nick and then eaten alive by a tiger shark, scattering his blood throughout the pool. As a consequence for helping Dennis, Greg Sabin gets set on fire.Cell Phones Are Useless: Sara's lake house has no hard line and cell phones don't have any signal in the region.Beth is not impressed with it, as it left her nether regions with stains. The guy thinks applying spray-on tan everywhere, even his genitals, makes him attractive. Black Dude Dies First: Subverted- Malik is the first one to get attacked by the sharks ( losing an arm in the process), but he outlives about half the cast. #Sharks 3d girls movieBare Your Midriff: Beth and Maya both before and after they spend the rest of the movie in a Walking Swimsuit Scene.
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